Ciara spun the rapper wheel of sperm and got knocked up by Future, who proceeded to fuck around on her because he’s a rapper and his name is Future. With their baby, also named Future, just three months old, Ciara has told Future to take a hike because she’s heartsick from his cheating ways. I guess Ciara’s heart isn’t well-versed in the rapper fidelity statistics put out each year by the RIAA. The odds are not in your favor, Katniss.
“I knew right away that he was different. Now he’s my best friend in the world, my partner.”
But that was a full month ago in Brides magazine with Ciara talking about her pending wedding to her baby daddy. You know, talking about her Future. This slight error in judgement shouldn’t be used against Ciara when she starts writing celebrity motherhood and relationship books. You want advice from a woman who thought a 25-year old rapper was the perfect partner. You can’t be the shepherd until you’ve fucked a few sheep.
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