Ciara Sees No Future With Future (Get It? Fuck Yeah I’m on A Roll)

By Lex August 13, 2014 @ 2:36 PM

Ciara spun the rapper wheel of sperm and got knocked up by Future, who proceeded to fuck around on her because he’s a rapper and his name is Future. With their baby, also named Future, just three months old, Ciara has told Future to take a hike because she’s heartsick from his cheating ways.  I guess Ciara’s heart isn’t well-versed in the rapper fidelity statistics put out each year by the RIAA. The odds are not in your favor, Katniss.

“I knew right away that he was different. Now he’s my best friend in the world, my partner.”

But that was a full month ago in Brides magazine with Ciara talking about her pending wedding to her baby daddy. You know, talking about her Future. This slight error in judgement shouldn’t be used against Ciara when she starts writing celebrity motherhood and relationship books. You want advice from a woman who thought a 25-year old rapper was the perfect partner. You can’t be the shepherd until you’ve fucked a few sheep.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Gildorg 08/13/2014 15:41

    Yeah, I am a dumb bitch, who just choose to get knocked up, because I am not smart enough to use proven methods of birth-control…

    But don’t you judge me!

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    taylor2787 08/13/2014 18:19

    He IS a stupid fuck. I had the worst day of my life driving this asshole around Atlanta from Ciara’s digs in a beautiful condo building in a nice part of town to his other baby mama’s place by the airport. Once he was done there he was on the phone getting some other chick to fly into town so he could bang her on the side to at a hotel downtown, before heading out to Europe with some other chick. Douche bag personified!!

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