It’s official. Music is dead. Danity Kane broke up for the eighth time. Earlier this week, Dawn Richard, the black one, punched Aubrey O’Day, the fat one with big tits, in the head while Shannon Bex, the one nobody ever remembers, tried to intervene. The girl fight went down at a recording studio where the remaining trio of the MTV-Sean Combs made up band was preparing to lay down some super fresh funky tracks which closely resembled the pre-recorded ditties on most Casio keyboards.
Each of the girls responded to the fallout with insightful remarks about the human condition:
Sadness does not even remotely begin to describe what I feel right now. — the fat one
I now must walk away feeling used and manipulated — the one nobody remembers
Actually, Dawn Richard had nothing to say on advice of her counsel as Aubrey O’Day filed assault charges against her. The bigger question will be who owns the rich Danity Kane song library and the right to use the superior Danity Kane brand name moving forward. The answer most assuredly is not the black one, the fat one, or the one nobody remembers.
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