Delonte West On Banging LeBron’s Mom

By Matt August 06, 2014 @ 6:35 AM


Delonte West says he didn’t name his kid Delonte West Jr because he doesn’t want people  teasing his kid about Delonte’s reported interludes with LeBron James’ mother. As the rumor gained traction LeBron pouted his way through his final games and told all of Cleveland to suck it, possibly with the image of his mother being bent over a hotel night stand fresh in his mind. West has never directly admitted nailing Mom LeBron, but he’s not shy about insinuating:

“I don’t want my son going to school and people making fun of him for something his daddy did. He go to school and ‘Oh, didn’t your daddy have sex with LeBron momma?’ He don’t need to deal with all that.”

West is also known for being bipolar and driving motorcycles around with a guitar case full of guns Desperado style and in some circles for playing basketball. His convoluted denial and admittance seems to jibe with signs of a bipolar episode, which can be diagnosed behaviorally after you’ve banged Gloria James. We may never know what really happened because Delonte’s multiple personalities may have different recollections of the event. The most important thing is for his child to know that his skeezy mentally imbalanced father loves him. Probably to death at some point.

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(2) Comments

  1. Lindsey Roswell 08/06/2014 07:19

    I like him! I’m definitely going to follow him on Starfeed! By the way, you should check out if you haven’t already, the app is going viral across the internet…

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    BiebersStrapon 08/06/2014 08:05

    The only thing that’s viral here is your syphillis-ravaged coozehole, you rancid twat.

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