Eliot Spitzer Is Doing Well

By Matt August 28, 2014 @ 6:56 AM


Some politicians respond to resignation worthy prostitution scandals by drinking themselves to death in The Hamptons but Eliot Spitzer is still making moves. He got on a flight to Paris with his former spokesgirl Lis Smith after selling some of his dad’s real estate for $147 million dollars. After losing an election the best thing to do is usually blow some family money on a social climber who doesn’t care you fucked hookers behind your anorexic wife’s back. With any luck she will become as broken and entrenched with dirty money and New York political society as Spitzer’s former trophy wife. Who says dreams don’t come true? Not for everyone, but for whores and guys with copious trust fund money absolutely. That could buy so many hookers hotter than either of them.

Photo Credit: Getty ImagesĀ 

(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    PingaTip 08/28/2014 08:13

    You know, Matt, you might want to explore the use of commas. Hyphens are useful, too.

  2. avatar
    echo_whiskey 08/28/2014 08:29

    I like mockery of celebrities and politicians, but I think you guys are gonna have to pick one or the other to be successful. Tons of people hate even the mention of politicians.

    You’re gonna at least have to put of some pics of the hookers or something to make this palatable to those guys. That, or start a wwtdd for political junkies.

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 08/28/2014 10:07

    Spitzer: walking proof that shame, ignominy, and disgrace are dead.

    On the other hand, he is from New York. I shouldn’t expect more.

You must be to post a comment.