Farrah Abraham Stripper Mother Researcher

Farrah Abraham refuses to admit she’s a porn star. A clear distinction from every other woman in America banging some fat dude on web cam and declaring herself an adult star. The industry tends to encourage showboating and resume fluffing. Farrah has been stripping at an Austin, Texas gentleman’s club but she claims the work is purely for research for her erotic novels she doesn’t write and for the movies from the novels nobody is actually producing. Like most good researchers, Farrah is also keeping the five-spots men are cramming into her apple box because the more authentic she can live the experience, the more realism she can encourage the ghost writers to put into her books.

“In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that’s what I’m doing. It’s how I get the information to write my books and do my movies. Unfortunately, I’m not free to talk about what those future projects may be. But I’m interested in hearing all the women’s stories. And while I’m doing it, I’m getting paid. I’m getting paid to play a role and get informed.”

It really is just like getting paid to go to college. Except you’re actually more likely to be sexually assaulted in college than you are working a strip club. When Farrah says she’s not free to talk about her future projects, she means you have to pay the guy in the cowboy hat just like all the other customers.