August 12, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
I don’t know why women require eighty-two dozen bikini options each summer. You could probably do with three. The Model, the Average Girl, and the You Probably Shouldn’t Be in a Bikini. Men only need five minutes to purchase a bathing suit. That includes check out and parking. The exception is in Europe where men Theodolite their Lycra stretched junk to ensure they will properly interlock in the all-male beach centipede. With every single attractive girl with big hooters getting jobs as bikini models, the auto dealer receptionists are not nearly as hot as they used to be. And good luck finding a boner-worthy girl working the Baskin-Robbins. This is why brick and mortar businesses are dying. All the best tits are on the Internet. I’m pretty sure I just nailed a doctoral thesis.
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