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It Pays To Be A Whore And Shit Around The Web

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Do you know how much Farrah Abraham earned doing her strip club topless research? 500k! Let that sink in. This busted lazy-eyed whore made enough to buy a house by flashing her fake tits in Austin. I saw them on the Internet for free. I win.

Read all about how far being a whore can get you. (Huffington Post)

Jessica Simpson wants silicone ass implants so she can look like Kim Kardashian. (Dlisted)

The day I stop caring about Selena Gomez in hot pants is the day I'm dead. (Popoholic)

Check out the TCU cheerleaders calendar and pretend to care about TCU football. (COED)

There's no football now but Lindsey Duke's boobs are always in season. (Busted Coverage)

It's for things like Adrienne Curry in a bikini that I get up in the morning. (The Superficial)

This picture of Helen Hunt getting wet will make your wiener sad. (Hollywood Tuna)

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