It Pays To Be A Whore And Shit Around The Web

By Jack August 20, 2014 @ 12:02 PM

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Do you know how much Farrah Abraham earned doing her strip club topless research? 500k! Let that sink in. This busted lazy-eyed whore made enough to buy a house by flashing her fake tits in Austin. I saw them on the Internet for free. I win.

Read all about how far being a whore can get you. (Huffington Post)

Jessica Simpson wants silicone ass implants so she can look like Kim Kardashian. (Dlisted)

The day I stop caring about Selena Gomez in hot pants is the day I’m dead. (Popoholic)

Check out the TCU cheerleaders calendar and pretend to care about TCU football. (COED)

There’s no football now but Lindsey Duke’s boobs are always in season. (Busted Coverage)

It’s for things like Adrienne Curry in a bikini that I get up in the morning. (The Superficial)

This picture of Helen Hunt getting wet will make your wiener sad. (Hollywood Tuna)

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(6) Comments

  1. avatar
    Gildorg 08/20/2014 15:17

    I am still waiting for my turn with her ass.

  2. avatar
    Mud Nugget 08/20/2014 15:37

    I’d do her wonky style

  3. avatar
    Blaine 08/20/2014 17:44

    Can you seriously stop posting her fucking face? Just crop it out of all the fucking posts you make about her. At least she paid enough to have a halfway decent body, but Jesus Christ that face could deflate a boner faster than Angela Merkel.

  4. avatar
    658811 08/20/2014 21:07

    Not even a paper bag can save this

  5. avatar
    Pener 08/21/2014 05:49

    I wont touch her with Gildork’s pussy!

  6. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 08/21/2014 11:22

    Gildorg…..have you become suicidal……?

    Just say “no!”

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