I like when you haven’t seen somebody in a few years then they show up in their panties singing with a bunch of other girls in their panties at a panties party. It’s even better when that somebody is a woman. Jena Malone came out of some kind of retirement for a promotional event for a lingerie store. Sometimes, while waiting for Spielberg to call, you do have to answer the dude offering you a couple grand to sing in your underwear. Every time you die a little on the inside, you make somebody else happy. Life is a fixed pie of humiliation.
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