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Jerry Jones Puts Stripper Photos Into Context

August 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Jerry Jones had one simple statement regarding the social media leaked photos of himself with a couple of party girls in a restaurant bathroom:

Someone has misrepresented photos taken at a restaurant five years ago for their own purposes.

Jerry refused to comment past this single sentence, but I think we can all relate to how strippers and booze have caused us to be misrepresented. I once blew through three paychecks worth of dough being misrepresented for several hours in a Las Vegas establishment.

The strippers involved both claim to be victims of this misrepresentation outbreak as well. They assert they had no idea their third stripper friend was snapping their bawdy pictures with Jones, despite the fact they are both looking directly at the camera mouthing the word ‘cheese’. Both strippers have hired attorneys to help clean the Internet of their victimizing photos. Or, you know, their failed extortion pics. As for the conspirator who took the actual photos, she’s missing. Excavating shallow graves in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area might be the best place to start looking. Jerry Jones tolerates an 8-8 season better than he does blackmail.

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