Jessica Alba Made Another Movie

By Lex August 20, 2014 @ 2:24 PM

Jaime King And Jessica Alba At The Premiere For 'Sin City- A Dame To Kill For' In Hollywood
Jessica Alba has been telling everybody who will listen and owns a ladies magazine that she’s finally become confident with her own sexuality. I too am finally confident with her sexuality. I bet the journey was more rigorous for her. In honor of our mutual desire to touch her repeatedly in her privates, I’m inviting a half-dozen Northeastern liberal arts college girls to watch the women in Sin City 2 portray empowered devious strippers who get beaten and screwed and maybe find strong men to stick up for them. We’ll all have a good laugh after the film as feminists draw me into the alley way for an emasculating assault.

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(2) Comments

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    Gildorg 08/21/2014 04:08

    I wish I could get excited about another Sin City almost 10 years after the original… I am sure it will be good, but of course; not as good as the first one… Who knows…

    Ten years is a long time in the hotness time limit that an actress has. Is Jessica Alba still hot? Yeah, for the most part. Her ass has gotten to big, but I would more than likely bang it. However, there are younger, hotter actresses who have no problem getting naked for money. Great for her that she feels confident in her declining years. Too bad, your timing is about ten years off…

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    Wright92 08/21/2014 12:08

    Hahahaha dude. It’s funny that you think anyone cares whether you would bang Jessica Alba’s 33 year old ass or not. She would most definitely not bang you.

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