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Jessie Nizewitz Sues VH1 For Broadcasting Her Ginormous Twat

August 22, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


At some point VH-1 figured out that modern music sucked and the good money was in never underestimating the stupidity of the TV viewing audience. Now they churn out a shit mill of heavily staged, lowest common denominator reality shows designed to make people think they’re watching something shocking. Dating Naked is one of their most noteworthy turds. Take the classic phony dating show and have all the bachelors and bachelorettes be naked. Only, we have to blur out all the nude parts because we still need to sell Kellogg’s ads. Tony the Tiger don’t go for bare twat. Only the Temple of Doom slave kids back in post-production tasked with blurring out cocks and vaginas and tits for hours on end missed the ginormous peach hole of Jessie Nizewitz. (You can see the uncensored gaper HERE, NSFW rules apply, naturally).

Jessie’s suing for big bucks to make her feel whole and less of a sideshow freak again.

My grandma saw it. I saw her this week and she didn’t have much to say to me. She’s probably mad.

Fuck, that’s worth at least five million right there. You couldn’t possibly expect that one of the unintended consequences of filming yourself playing on the beach naked for dozens of hours would ever result in the world seeing your uncovered blowhole. Jessie also mentions that the guy she was seriously dating dumped her after her brilliantly large orifice was errantly broadcast. She blames his jumping ship on the public shame. But we men know better. No dollars for that, Jessie. Especially since you just blew the ruse of being single and on a dating show looking for a boyfriend.

Photo Credit: VH1

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