Justin Bieber is the global equivalent of ass cancer. But he's got decent publicists. They set up a Facetime chat with inspirational Pakistani women's rights activist Malala Yousafzai. What does a mincing mini-troll like Bieber have to say to a girl who took a bullet just for asking to go to school? You know, stuff.
Read all about Bieber's latest publicity fuckfest. (Dlisted)
Apparently, the new TMNT movie is...wait for it...really super fucking shitty. (io9)
Miley Cyrus posts a video of her fumbling in the dark getting high. (Drunken Stepfather)
Kourtney Kardashian compares naked preggo selfies with her mom. (Huffington Post)
Chrissy Teigen showing off her titties in Esquire? Yes. (Popoholic)
Trust me, you want to see the new UFC Latin America's Octagon Girls. (COED)
Do you want to see a clip from the Lifetime Unauthorized 'Saved By The Bell' Movie? (Fox News)(Photo Via Instagram)