JWoww was apparently unhappy about speculation that she had plastic surgery on her face and fought back by posting a plain faced photo, so her regular face, minus eight pounds of Lancome and melted Jolly Ranchers. JWoww proceeded to talk shit about how humble and unattractive she is, which are two things its hard to talk shit about with a straight face:
Very flattered radar online that u think I had all that work done but I'm just a plain jane mom with wrinkles without makeup… But kudos to u and ur site awesome material… Very riveting."JWoww heroically displayed the timeless authenticity of a Michelangelo with her weird sculpted eyebrows and fake tits minus the foundation. Let this be a lesson: if you are going to talk about JWoww she will become deeply offended and correct you with a very unflattering portrait of herself. She will then slam a bucket of Long Island Iced Teas and plug her cans into the local hydrogen fueling station. You're just a badger trying to get at an armadillo. Save yourself six hours of futility and move along.
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