Kim And Paris Reunite And Shit Around The Web

By Michael August 04, 2014 @ 12:46 PM

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Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton reconciled in a bar in Ibiza after years of hating on each other. Nobody actually remembers why the two nitwits fell out in the first place, but as with any whore fight, it probably involved somebody borrowing a lice comb without permission.

Read all about the reunion of the two HSV dipped frenemies. (Huffington Post)

Jillian Murray emerges from the ocean like a dolphin you want to fuck. (Drunken Stepfather)

Someone bit off a dude’s finger at a Jay Z/Beyonce concert. Probably out of boredom. (Fox News)

Kylie Minogue shows her ass on the cover of GQ Italia. (Hollywood Tuna)

Katie Perry wants to join the Illuminati even though she doesn’t know what that is. (Fishwrapper)

Irina Shayk appropriates Indian culture in Vogue Brazil for the sake of hard ons. (COED)

Hayden Panettiere’s engorged preggo milk tits in a bikini. It can’t be unseen. (Yahoo News)

(Photo Via Instagram)

(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    Puritan 08/04/2014 13:06

    Ibiza should post a warning: herpes alert & fat ass niggah lovin hoe !

  2. avatar
    pk20152 08/07/2014 03:59

    talk about a meeting of the mindless… these two rocket doctors don’t even make up half a brain. Great drinking game: how many times these nitwits use the words “like” and “oh my god”. Prob as many times as the self loving Kanye says “know what I mean” after each sentence.

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