Kim Kardashian Book Of Selfies May Contain Sex Pics

Kim Kardashian’s book of selfies is set to rock the publishing world just in time for Christmas. If that Pulitzer prize nominated fucker isn’t peeking out of my stocking on the morning of December 25, I’m going to curb stomp Santa and make his reindeer watch. You could skip the book and just look at Kim’s social media accounts for her maggot harvest of staged candid portraits, but Kim wouldn’t be the top money whore in the Kardashian clan if she didn’t already have that covered:

Selfies are so fun. I have accumulated so many selfies over the years that no one’s seen… there’s even a section of all the selfies I sent Kanye over the years, really racy ones. He kept them, and they might make the book.

Actually, selfies are the duck faced portraits you post to social media so your five best sycophantic friends can write, ‘Only you LOL SMH’. Taking pictures of yourself stuffing Kanye’s certified platinum Late Registration album in and out of your fetid crotch isn’t a selfie, it’s a sex pic. I get that selfies are so fun. Especially when reading and writing and completing simple number patterns are off the table. But if you’re not publishing the Van Nuys donkey show pics, who’s buying a compilation of your already digitally free visual tributes to yourself? That’s rhetorical. I know the literal answer is total fucking losers.

Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian/Instagram