Kim Kardashian’s Ass Attracts Police Attention

August 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Two things. First, you can never blame a guy for staring at Kim Kardashian’s ass. It belongs in The Collector’s glass showcase. I don’t care if it’s Obama, a cop, me, you, or even Kevin Spacey. We’re all looking. Second, deep down, every guy thinks he can score with Kim Kardashian. Not logically. You know you need a heaping load of cash and a high celebrity or sports profile to enter Ass Oz. But, her persona screams slut and despite the endless attempts to civilize man, we can’t help but imagine railing her and pretending our name is ‘Randy’ with a fake phone number. This scene could only get better if Kanye took an angry gangster swipe at the cop for staring down his chick and then got a Welcome to N.Y. baton beat down. Life is never that perfect.

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