Kim Kardashian’s Whore App Is Innocent

By Matt August 05, 2014 @ 8:43 AM

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Ayelet Waldman went on a Twitter rant because her kid got duped by Kim Kardashian’s pretend shopping app. The game allows you to buy shit that does not exist, which is a slightly worse bargain than shelling out a thousand bucks for a K Mart clutch with Chanel written on it. Waldman is known for being frustrated by the rigors of domestic life and was actually held at gunpoint in South Asia and forced to procreate. You won’t see that in most tourism board brochures. Her 11 year old son apparently lost $120 dollars playing the game because he got suckered in by the promo where Kim promises to fuck pubescent boys into men if they can find their parents credit card numbers.. Waldman took to social media and blamed everyone but herself for allowing her dumb kid access to such garbage:

“The Kardashian Hollywood game somehow bypassed our parental in-app purchase controls. Our poor 11 year old spent $120 in 2 days. He’s crying hysterically. He can’t believe he lost so much money. A pox on those vile scumbag Kardashian pigs and their app designers.”

Vile scumbag pigs is not overreaching for the Kardashians. Like they care. But Waldman mostly sounds like a shitty parent who needs to spring for guitar lessons for her son and maybe in a quiet time ask him if he really wants to be a girl in heels.

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