After her Hulkster divorce, Linda Hogan took in an orphaned teenager who looked suspiciously like her son. The pair would bang their sweaty parts together with such fervor, migratory birds started shifting their generations old flight paths just to avoid the horrid screeches. Young Charlie Hill is now suing Linda Hogan because he claims that she made him do hundred of hours of unpaid manual labor as a condition of being her live-in concubine in her Simi Valley lakeside estate. The work included gardening, cleaning out the lake, landscaping, and running a chain saw team which I assume is code for waxing Linda neatly around her massively engorged clitoris.
When Hill finally took off, Linda Hogan offered him a showcase showdown featuring a truck, dirt bike, and diamond ring in exchange for signing a confidentiality agreement to shut the fuck up about their awkward adult nursing relationship. Hill allegedly violated the confidentiality within about five minutes because no way you don’t tell everyone you meet how you once finished in Linda Hogan’s ear canal. Now Hogan is suing Hill right back for breach of contract. Hill should have been satisfied with fucking the female twin of his childhood wrestling hero and catching some rays by the lake. He was in the running for the Demi Moore 2024 Sweepstakes, but is now setting his sights on Sable, or Mr. Perfect.
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