Lourdes Leon in a Green Bikini

By Lex August 06, 2014 @ 11:30 AM

Lourdes Leon Goes For A Swim In A Green Bikini In Cannes
I hope Madonna’s magic Kabbalah bracelet saves a little hocus pocus power for keeping her daughter pure at the University of Michigan this fall. That’s where Madonna herself went for three hours before she realized happiness can’t be found in any book or classroom. Just by rolling around naked with gay dancers on a bed. What with 119% of all co-eds being raped at colleges these days, the odds are stacked against Lourdes Leon. Maybe her dad can step in and give her a speech about how sex is something sacred to be saved for when your high profile fitness training client says your mulatto blood would be perfect to bang a Benetton baby into her. Raising kids is complicated these days. The best you can do is ground them in the reality of yachting vacations abroad and French smokes and hope they grow up wise.

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(4) Comments

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    Gildorg 08/06/2014 12:23

    I would seriously bang her ass until my dick broke off.

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    Admiral 08/06/2014 17:26

    Her glasses are stupid, but she has nice tits.

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    pk20152 08/07/2014 03:46

    Someone needs to kill those two caterpillars above her eyes

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    Beylerbey 08/07/2014 14:31

    She needs another necklace. Perhaps pearl?

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