Mariah Carey Batshit Crazy And Shit Around The Web

August 27, 2014 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Nick Cannon is saying that the real reason he and former hot person Mariah Carey are getting divorced is that she is fucking crazy. Stuff is so bad that he might try and get full custody of the kids. But not so bad that he’s ready to admit he lacks any entertainment talent and really ought to be a stay at home dad.

Never marry the crazy. (The Superficial)

Natasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen are doing the naked mommy/daddy dance. (Dlisted)

Is Vanessa Hudgens munching Selena Gomez’s box now? (Popoholic)

WWE’s Eve Torres can wrassle me any day. (COED)

Ana Braga and Anais Zanotti frolicking in bikinis? Yes, please, and thank you. (Hollywood Tuna)

Great, even more fucking Kim Kardashian on TV. This means the terrorists win. (Huffington Post)

Anastasia Ashley in a bikini on a rock. What more do you need? (Drunken Stepfather)