Michael Cera has released an online album entitled True That which you can buy for $7 dollars or just donate to a local Urban Outfitters. The music is low res subdued indie garbage, the perfect background score for cutting or getting mustache tattoos. The indie community is a huge fan of Cera. He possesses the rare combination of having no penis and being really smug at the same time. This unnerving duality defines the skinny jean community. Chicks are into him because they can picture him obediently performing analingus for hours, any objection met with a face slap and resumption of the act. He can also be trained to sit and smirk on cue. The album should also be prime material for the hipster community to say they listened to it and it was 'Pretty Good' over expensive coffee before changing the subject because they'd never really known about the album in the first place.
Michael Cera Panders To Indie Folk (VIDEO)
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