Miley Cyrus posted a photo to her Instagram with acne medication applied to her lip and titled it ‘Zitcream Mustache.’ Cyrus really knows how to go against the grain. She became a sex symbol who looks like the dude who played the single snare drum in your high school marching band and now this. Pretty soon she will be wearing Converse All Stars that are two different colors. She might even unscrew the top of the salt shaker when she visits a restaurant. The zit cream is keeping with the trend of being super zany and down to earth. Female fans like the schtick because they are pre-pubescent and threatened by anyone who is potty trained, let alone makes an effort to act adult like. Her male followers think she’s hilarious because they have never fucked anything or had to deal with a chick who does Bacardi shots and pukes Taco Bell all over your coffee table. She is truly off the wall and I can’t wait until she reaches maturity to giggle incessantly at her used tampon and bruised anus pics.
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