Nicki Minaj Have Ass Will Ass Travel

By Lex August 20, 2014 @ 10:16 AM

Nicki Minaj Shows Off Her Booty In Her Video For 'Anaconda'
Here’s more from the Anaconda music video from Nicki Minaj that is certain to reshape the very face of music. Sort of the way a car crash and plowing your head through a windshield at 40mph will reshape the very look of your face. Now that the dictates of my profession have forced me to watch the entire fucking video twice, I can say that this auditory pile of shit has some pretty nice asses. And when the dude at JuCo who made this in half an hour on GarageBand sampled Sir Mix-A-Lot, that’s pretty fucking fresh. In the fine tradition of men’s magazines, I give this music video three boners. If Nicki’s ass were to explode in a ghastly blast of bloody homogenized fat, I’d take away one boner, but I’d buy it on iTunes instead of ripping it from YouTube.

(4) Comments

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    Admiral 08/20/2014 11:32

    That ass is disgusting. Her farts must sound like two wet hams slapping together.

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    BiebersStrapon 08/20/2014 11:48

    Lex still have bad English. Him card no read good.

    Also, please kill these no-talent “artists” with zero musical knowledge or ability.

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    drpepper92 08/20/2014 12:23

    I’ll stick with Major Lazers big bubble butts…

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 08/20/2014 12:57

    #5 is a depiction of the current music industry. by the way if you think that shit (not just the shit but the round bulbus, dimply, stinky, Ass surrounding it) is attractive do us all a favor and pull a robin williams. thanks

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