Rachel Mortenson Seems Like a Real Tomboy

All hot models like to mention how they were tomboys when younger and boys weren’t interested in them. By younger they mean until age twelve when they were discovered in a mall by a guy with a put-on French accent and business cards with the name of some fancy sounding modeling agency. Icon International. Fashion Elite Worldwide. So I guess sixth grade was somewhat slow, but by seventh grade they were attending Polanski soirees in Zurich and getting felt up by some very important people. None of this has anything to do with why I’m so aroused seeing this incredibly good looking chick dressed up like a ball player. It’s probably a bit homoerotic. somewhere between licking a glossy photo of Tom Wopat and having trouble picking out a belt.

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