Schwarzenegger Remains Super Clever

Arnold posted a photo to his Instagram announcing the title of the new Terminator film, Terminator: Genisys. Since Arnold has refused to learn more than a modicum of tourist level English even after nearly forty-five years of living in the U.S., everybody first assumed he misspelled the word genesis. Nein! The title is likely a mashing together of words ‘genealogical’ and ‘system’, although another theory holds it as a German porn tribute mixing ‘cis-gendered’ and ‘scissor’. Genisys might also be whatever steroid cocktail Schwarzenegger is currently taking to keep his hair plugs from eating his skull. Looking at the word ‘genisys’ just makes me uncomfortable. It seems forced and contrived. Much like the idea of making a new Terminator movie without James Cameron and starring a 67 year old dude who rabbit fucked the fat house maid.

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