Sophie Simmons Nips Dissing Old Glory

August 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Good news. Gene Simmons daughter will not be arrested for taking the U.S. flag underwater for an important wet t-shirt photo shoot . U.S. Code has advisory rules about doing such messed-up shit, but there’s no criminal repercussions behind the code since the courts agreed shitting on the flag is an expression of free speech. Also, many legal experts believe that when sea anemone sized nipples and self-promotion are involved, the Constitution provides even more protection because our Founders probably loved tits as much as we do.

Photo Credit: Aleks Kocev

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