Taylor Swift Tongues a Model And Shit Around The Web

By Jack August 14, 2014 @ 12:38 PM

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There are rumors flying around the web that Taylor Swift decided to try girls after being disappointed by so many men who she tortured to get into her pants. Supposedly, she’s been munching on Victoria Secret model Karlie Kloss’ box. If this is true, then nothing the radical Muslims say about America can bother me. We are the greatest country ever.

Read all about Taylor’s dabbling in tuna tacos. (The Superficial)

North West begins her inevitable journey towards sluthood. (Dlisted)

Hilary Duff gives us a peek at her titty balls on Instagram. (Popoholic)

Poppy Delevinge and her ass hanging out in a blue bikini on a boat. (Hollywood Tuna)

“Bad Boys 3″ is happening whether you want it or not. (Huffington Post)

Snooki’s tampon flies out during dance rehearsals. Commence puking. (Drunken Stepfather)

Some ginger wrestler named Sheamus may play the next Darth Vader. Fuck. (Moviepilot)

Photo credit: Splash News

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