The Death Of Porn In LA And Shit Around The Web

By Jack August 07, 2014 @ 12:16 PM

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L.A. was once the home of legit porn. Sweaty actors with ponytails and bad pores under hot lights banging formerly molested junior varsity cheerleaders with drug problems and acne on their ass. Now thanks to condom laws and other industry crackdowns, it’s all going away. Probably to China. Thanks a lot, Obama.

Read all about the end of the fuck party. (Fox News)

Kim K wears another see-through shirt and the world gave nary a fuck. (Drunken Stepfather)

Ireland Baldwin in a bikini makes me want to kiss Alec Baldwin’s nutsack. Fuck. (The Superficial)

Miley Cyrus wears Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles panties because she can. (Huffington Post)

It turns out that Justin Bieber’s shitty music can stop bear attacks. (Dlisted)

Kelly Gale in lingerie for H&M is underwear that’s fun. (Popoholic)

I wish Emily Ratajkowski was my bikini babysitter. (COED)

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