Adriana Lima Seems Helpful

Sometimes I wonder if I wouldn’t be happier f I were having copious sex with a Brazilian supermodel girlfriend. It’s easy to think so. When my landlord told me I was late with rent again, I’d quit stressing and just start humping my Brazilian supermodel girlfriend. When the entire office noted I was losing to all three girls in my Fantasy Football League, I’d think, girls, heck, I got one of those at home. She’s a Brazilian supermodel. I’m going home to fuck her now. I feel better already. My new iPhone 6 just bent? Bend over Brazilian supermodel girlfriend, I’ve got some misplaced feelings to work out. That certainly seems happier than a beer and whacking off to hacked photos of Kaley Cuoco. It sucks to never know for sure.

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