Amanda Cerny In A Wet Bikini

I laugh at the suggestion that I’m taking money from the 138 Water people. As if I’d be party to the destruction of my own species. My price for omnicide doesn’t exist in numbers. One night of impassioned sexual activity with Amanda Cerny is another matter. No safe words allowed. Not if I’m giving up seven billion people. Men will do things for vagina they would not do for all the gold buried under Scrooge McDucks’s feathered bottom. When women decry the unfair balance of gender power I wonder if they’ve never actually seen a woman in a bikini around a bunch of men.

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