Apple Creates U2 Garbage Disposal

In light of a new marketing partnership between Apple and U2, 500 million users iCloud accounts had U2’s new album synched to them all by the process of waving a wand and yelling Shazam. All 500 million customers found this annoying except for two guys in acid washed jeans who drive Porches. The album was clearly hastily thrown together in the name of commercialism as opposed to art. Most young iClouders knows Bono as that old guy who cries about human rights but gladly accepts checks from Apple without a tour of its Chinese prison factories. In response to a flood of complaints, Apple set up a program that allows you to delete the entire album in one click, although it might take two if the track you’re playing out of morbid curiosity is especially preachy. In terms of free shit on the Internet recently, I’d have to rank this comped U2 album slightly above a Trojan virus and well below Kate Upton’s tits.

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