Ariana Grande Has No Good Side

Ariana Grande is being scolded by the celebrity media as being too demanding. One of these spurned Jack in the Boxes is leaking info about Grande’s habit of making sure she is only interviewed and photographed from the left side of her human body:

“The difference is that normally a publicist will come up and politely ask that you shoot X from  X side… With Ariana’s team, it is a demand from the beginning, three people come to make sure before Ariana enters the room. Instead of coming off like an assertive woman who knows what she wants, it makes Ariana seem like a toddler throwing a tantrum and her parents handling the dirty work for her.”

Here’s some shit revelation. All celebrities have publicists who make all sorts of obnoxious demands of the press because that’s how they earn their tram tickets to Hell. The entertainment media still kiss ass until their lips are bare of flesh in order to get celebrity access. It’s a whores game. Everybody walks away with an uncomfortable itch. What’s your point? It’d be much better if Ariana herself punched you in the kidney for shooting her from the wrong angle? The very reason to be rich is to have little minions do your annoying chores for you.

I’ve seen Ariana Grande from both sides and I don’t blame her for being fanatical about this shooting angle thing. From the left side, she looks like a tasty piece of ass any record industry exec would fuck in exchange for stardom. From the right, like the after picture in a Dangers of Venereal Disease film strip from the 50’s. Her looks are her music. She’s just protecting her future.

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