Cara Delevingne Is Activated

Cara Delevingne posted a photo of her naked tit next to some guy who is pretending to be gay in a futile angle aimed at banging her. This was in support of an internet campaign aimed at ridding the nation of laws which criminalize women for going topless in public. You know how our prisons are packed with models being arrested for flashing their tits in public. If men can be topless in public, then why can’t women with tiny boyish tits do the same? I tend to agree with her, although I’d trade in a few peeks at heavyset topless female protestor boobs if men who insist on jogging without their shirts on would be incarcerated for obvious ladylike vanity.

Delevingne has recently become politically aware and included some regurgitated feminist empowerment in her post:

“Just thought you should know every single Senate Republican just voted against equal pay for women.”

For those of you who get your news from slow witted twenty year old models this should come as a shock. Some will no doubt commend Delevingne for voicing her opinion, but I am going to salute the person feeding her this shit. Based on conjecture it seems she is banging her first grad student and he is really working her over the coals with his thick sweater and designer non prescription glasses liberal schtick. It’s a good angle and every chick needs a few specialty fucks in their lifetime, but this guy’s incessant buzz killing will soon become tiresome, plus he’s fucking poor and doesn’t even own a yacht.

Photo Credit: Instagram (above) / Allure magazine (below)

Photo Credit: Allure