Cee-Lo Explains Rape And Shit Around The Web

By Jack September 02, 2014 @ 12:49 PM

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Singer and gluten enthusiast Cee-Lo Green took time out from his busy schedule of eating and being accused of sexual assault to explain why he is innocent of slipping a girl MDMA and enjoying the pleasures of her orifices. According to Cee-Lo, it’s only rape if the girl is awake to witness it. I’m pretty sure that’s not the legal standard.

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(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    miche the killer 09/02/2014 13:49

    The thought of that creepy smiling gob worming around on top a woman makes me vommy.

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