Chris Bosh Confirms Doubts

The knock on Chris Bosh has always been that he is too soft for the NBA paint. Bosh is countering his on court pussy reputation by releasing a line of neck ties. The genius idea of fancy expensive neck ties came to Bosh at 30,000 feet while sipping on a spritzer laced with regret:

“I was on the team plane after a game. I think we lost, and that’s when I get lost in my thoughts a little bit, so I was taking my mind off basketball and it just came to me — Mr. Nice Tie.”

I think about a lot of things when I feel like a loser. Once I got a leather jacket that made me look like a suburban douche and another time I was real close to pulling the trigger on a lip wring. That’s when you have to stay strong and ignore those destructive voices in your head, especially ones involving moving into the designer tie business. Mr Nice Tie’s website features some mundane quotes from Bosh which reinforce the idea that he’s about as exciting as shopping for ties:

“My go to outfit is always a suit, no crazy colors or prints, just simple and minimal, which is what I think looks best.”

Bosh went onto drop some more of his fascinating perspectives before hustling off to buy some high thread count cotton handkerchiefs in preparation the crying he will be doing in Miami’s upcoming season. The good news is that with a 50-loss season will come a ton of even more outstanding fashion forward projects. Chris Bosh isn’t soft for an NBA player, he’s hard for a tie designer.

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