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September 12, 2014 | WTF | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
A fourteen year old Pennsylvania kid who posted a novelty photo of himself face fucking a Jesus statue could serve two years in juvie after police pressed charges for desecration. The original Facebook post saw mixed reviews, some of his pimply faced cohorts thought it was bomb while others found it kind of fucked up. Most think its lame but also that he shouldn’t be charged. If we prosecuted everyone for making tasteless jokes Gilbert Gottfried would be injected with slow acting poison and left to kick his legs for hours in a South Carolina prison infirmary. I was going to say Joan Rivers, but, you know.
Just because someone fails at being funny doesn’t mean you lock them behind bars, although when I picture Seth Rogen’s smirky face a fascist regime could maybe do some good. Even the church where the statue lies thinks the kid should be let go, and it’s their idol. Jesus always preached forgiveness, although turning the other cheek is put to the test when some brat’s giggling with his junk in your face for a Facebook photo.
Photo Credit: Facebook