If the Germans are coming back at us with big breasted boxing girls, we’re pretty much fucked. They should’ve thought of this the last few times they went searching for a seaport. What no historically repetitive aggressor ever considers is that women with immense chests are truly the finest fighting force on this planet. ISIS won’t even let their chicks show off their toes without cleaving of their heads. Blind male rampage is great if you want to secure some mass of barren land in the middle of God’s litter box, but if you’re truly intent on building an empire on earth, you need an army of big titted women who can bench their own body weight.
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