Kim Kardashian Hates Rita Ora Right Down to the Nipples

By Lex September 04, 2014 @ 2:27 PM

Rita Ora In A Tight Low Cut One Piece In London
Kim Kardashian demanded that VMA seating officials move her seat away from Rita Ora in the audience. According to one of eleven thousand people who work for Kim keeping her ass from going critical, Kim blames Rita for being a horrid girlfriend to Rob Kardashian and turning him into a whining fat sack of sock designing potato starch. You know, as opposed to the alternate theory that Rob was fucked up by a Brentwood whoring mom who turned her bastard and non-bastard daughters into the Tijuana donkey show version of the Von Trapp family. Maybe it’s both. Or just the fact that Rita Ora looked like a million fucking bucks the night of the VMAs while Kim looked like the Croation sex slave they stow in container ship galleys to keep the ornery crew members from stabbing each other to death on pan-Pacific voyages. Kim’s seat got moved before anyone had the chance to ask why the hell she was even at a video music awards show.

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(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 09/04/2014 14:51

    I don’t have a clue as to who the fuck this person is but she’s much better looking than that fat ass goat face Kim.

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    idkwwtdd 09/04/2014 17:59

    If you’re gonna make a lame joke about a nation of people, at least fucking spell properly..
    It’s “Croatian” genius.

  3. avatar
    miche the killer 09/04/2014 18:34

    “a Brentwood whoring mom who turned her bastard and non-bastard daughters into the Tijuana donkey show version of the Von Trapp family”- gold.

  4. avatar
    Admiral 09/05/2014 10:28

    Those are some perfect tits. She’s kinda pretty in a “don’t touch me” kind of way, which totally makes me want to touch her.

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