Luma Groethe Topless For Vogue

Here’s another Brazilian girl pouring a hose down her shnizzle. I can tell you from experience that will not cure your crabs, it only makes them angry. I no longer Internet search random foreign models on the off chance they wind up the focus of a murder investigation and Google hands over search records to build a list of possible candidates. It’s okay with major models. But with these lesser known Brazilian girls where the chance of being found decomposing in an Amazonian estuary is relatively high, you don’t want to be on a list of thirty-seven possible stalkers. My condo association would just love an open murder investigation as the opportunity to finally expel me.

Photo Credit: Vogue Brazil