Marky Mark Is a No Show And Shit Around The Web

By Jack September 01, 2014 @ 9:20 AM

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Marky Mark Wahlberg decided to not attend the wedding of his brother Donnie to screeching succubus Jenny McCarthy. Maybe he hates her because she is a batshit crazy anti-vaxxer bitchhole or maybe it’s just that he likes being the only asshole in the room and doesn’t want to share the spotlight.

Read all about Marky Mark’s feely feelings. (Dlisted)

Playmate April Summers has some big ‘ol titty balls. (COED)

“The Jersey Shore Massacre” may be the best movie ever. By best movie I mean a huge pile of shit. (Huffington Post)

Freckle-faced Nadine Leopold is hot as fuck in this spread for Urban Outfitters. (Popoholic)

Arianna Grande wears a very short skirt on the Today Show. Very short. (Drunken Stepfather)

Nina Dobrev in a bikini on a yacht. Happy fucking Labor Day! (Egotastic)

I fucking hate Rihanna but appreciate her in a bikini. (The Superficial)

wwtdd

(1) Comment

  1. avatar
    The Mildly Tanned Knight 09/01/2014 09:35

    “Anti-vaxxer bitchhole”?

    What’s wrong, trying to make Lex feel better about his shit writing?

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