Whenever I show a picture of this model I reflexively mention how her sister is better looking. I can’t help myself. She inevitably sends me an angry letter screaming that her sister is not a whore. Some day I’lll put that connection together. Once I had a middle school teacher call me into his car after school just to inform me I wasn’t half as smart as my older brother he had taught. I thought he was just being unnecessarily mean, but he was a science teacher, incapable of human emotion. He said it was an indisputable fact. I told him if he didn’t give me an ‘A’ I’d tell everybody he tried to touch me in his car. Half as smart, my ass.
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