Piers Morgan Finally Goes Away

Piers Morgan is no longer employed by CNN. After taking over for Larry King, Morgan saw the show’s ratings tank because the change of face suddenly made people realize they had actually been watching Larry King stumble through interviews for the past 80 years. Morgan’s show focused on his hatred of guns and dental floss and also regularly devoted time to issues such as what type of tampon Miley Cyrus is currently endorsing. Before taking over for King, Morgan was considered a joke in Britain where he broadcast and published gossipy trash that makes TMZ look like Pulitzer material. He was mostly known in the U.S. as the drunk looking winner of Celebrity Apprentice. The geniuses at CNN figured they should make that knobby headed boob one of the faces of their network while praying or the U.S. to launch another war in Iraq. Shockingly it went awry. Morgan is one of those guys who simply won’t go away so expect to see him taking a paycheck from some channel a notch or two below CNN. That doesn’t leave much. Maybe that Channel Al Gore sold to ISIS to air their beheadings.

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