Rumer Willis Pose Down

Not to be overshadowed by her sister in jaws incestuous leather straps shoot, Rumer Willis got to posing in some outfits that several gay male sycophants declared super sexy earlier in the day. If these grown Willis kids are trying to get back at their parents by drinking and making out and parading around half naked, they’re failing miserably. Becoming the high school slut might work in an after-school special about Pamela, the troubled victim of divorce, but it’s barely going to register on the celebrity parents Google alerts. Maybe a bell tower sniper attack or getting The AIDS or buying bread with gluten or something dramatic. Something even the most self-absorbed parents can’t ignore due to he press covering it and their PR reps saying you have to appear concerned. Then your parents can rush to your side and apologize for forsaking you and tell you it’s all going to be better from now on, or for the next six weeks you have left to live.

Photo Credit: Franziska Fox