Serena Williams Might Be Doing Curls

By Lex September 02, 2014 @ 7:06 AM


I was cool pretending Serena Williams was merely the big-boned sister. Maybe even the unusually strong girl in the Romanian circus. But this power of Greyskull muscle mass is getting out of control. Serena’s rocking the Road Warrior pythons. She and dad and sister can pull all the test results they want out of their ass, something’s amiss. I’d investigate, but you go snooping around the Island of Dr. Moreau, you come back half gnu.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    Pugiron 09/02/2014 08:44

    Or “she” might be a drag queen on roids.

  2. avatar
    Admiral 09/02/2014 09:01

    I don’t think they do testing in tennis. Or golf. Half of golfers are probably drunk. Not the good half, but still.

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 09/02/2014 10:41

    Sambukha, the tribe’s champion, wipes the blood from her club as her gaze sweeps the landscape for her next victim.

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