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Terrorist Tool Wrote A Poem

September 15, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Terek Mahanna is a fat kid from Boston who is convicted of aiding al Qaeda but escaped to the Middle East because it is slightly better than prison. Terek now heads up online recruitment for ISIS, since he is one of the few members of the terrorist organization who can write fluently in English. That also sets him apart from most of his Boston public school peers he left behind. Along with posting beheading videos with strident threats to the power in the West, Mahanna often shares a poem he about jihad because that’s the type of lame shit thirty year old virgins think is cool. The poem is predictably boring and shitty except for one titillating passage:

“These are the Hoorees with round and firm chests
Pure untouched virgins, they’re better than the best,

Seventy-two in all, with large eyes of dark hue
Each one created especially for you,

They call our your name asking where you are
But to their disappointment, from the battles you are far.”

If this guy wants death to America he’s going to have to step up his game. Teasing guys with promises of seventy-two pretend virgins might have worked around the tire fire, but not for guys with the Internet. Instead of being gripped by this boring fantasy they can simply log onto Pornhub and start gripping their uncallused dicks. Look for ISIS membership to drop steadily causing them to ditch the poetry and return to trolling Reddit with their explicit hacked photos of the bare feet of hot Syrian women.

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