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Terrorists Love Twitter

September 12, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Twitter appeal has now narrowed down to trolls and Islamic terrorists, who are trolls who can run a flight of stairs without panting. The terrorists in particular have flocked to Twitter to exchange their happening weekend Jihadi plans, newspaper and leaflet distribution strategies, and just some friendly hey, howdy, Allahu Akbar, when’s the bombing going down? Twitter’s also an extremely effective tool for recruiting disaffected Muslims and Lady Gaga fans in the West to come to the Middle East to spend a week yodeling and beheading some infidels.

For several years, ISIS followers have been hijacking Twitter to freely promote their jihad with very little to no interference at all. Twitter’s lack of action has resulted in a strong, and massive pro-ISIS presence on their social media platform, consisting of campaigns to mobilize, recruit and terrorize. — Rita Katz, director of the SITE Intelligence Group

Security and intelligence agencies kind of like having all these armed zealots revealing their nefarious plans on Twitter where they can be easily monitored. The Navy Seals aren’t on Instagram live blogging operations for a reason. They’re coming to kill you silently in your sleep. The jihadis love a WWE extended introduction with costumes and pageantry and managers screaming unintelligibly into megaphones.

Twitter finally started pulling down some of the more active Islamic terrorist handles, causing ISIS to declare they were going to start assassinating Twitter employees in San Francisco, or simply cheer when the Twitter workers were killed by the drugged out homeless roaming Market Street. Facebook has agreed to take on most of the displaced terrorists provided they don’t show any nip. Every one has a home somewhere on the net.

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