The Dream Lacks Inspiration

Hip Hop producer Terius Nash, aka The Dream, who has written several suspiciously effeminate songs for Britney Spears, Beyonce, and that chick you hate from college made a cameo at a mandatory court appearance for beating the shit out of his pregnant girlfriend. If only she had listened to Stephen A. Smith and never provoked him we could all save nonsense time with the courts.

The future baby mama reported the attack to the cops after The Dream refused to submit her auto-tuned demos his record label as part of a development package. Dream is taking his assault charges in stride. He even brought a new lady to the proceedings so he could work in a free date opportunity. If you’re the chick who gets assault trial instead of dinner and a movie, you have to ask yourself if he’s really sees you as girlfriend material.

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