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Thieves Suing For Defamation (VIDEO)

September 25, 2014 | WTF | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

The two chunky beach ladies famous from a viral video of them trying to steal someone’s shit on the beach are suing Fox News because the news network pre-judged them as guilty when they covered this gotcha video. Fox used the following descriptions of the sandy events:

“Attempted theft… caught stealing… caught red handed”

These swamp rats are claiming innocence in a sad attempt to save face with their 90 year old born again neighbor who is giving them the benefit of the doubt. In the video, the women stutter out that they thought the equipment they were trying to walk away with was their’s because people often own the exact same tent, chairs and boogie board down to the color and serial number. The spastic cows couldn’t even disassemble their own tent, presumably the same one they would have set up earlier in the day to provide protection from the sun as they rolled around in the sand and laid their egg sacs. These low rent grifters will be laughed out of court, at which point they will try to steal some rims in the parking lot and be shackled and forced to work gator removal on the highways. I kind of feel bad for the gators. These chicks will not taste like chicken.

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