At some point every attractive girl in The Ukraine is asked to stand up against a stack of logs and take a titty picture for the guy who promises to export you to a country where Russian troops aren’t stationed. Considering girls in the West take the same photos just to be popular on Twitter, it’s not such a bad bargain. If you and your teen tits photograph well, your parents are given 200 Ukrainian Hryvnias or ten free plays of tabletop Ms. Pacman at the local tobacco shop, and you’re ticketed for the 3:20 to Berlin. It’s like the opposite of being picked for The Hunger Games. You smile a lot and the entire village comes out to say goodbye and also push the train to get it started.
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