Young Jeezy Spearheads Future Money Problems

Young Jeezy celebrated the success of his new album at an Atlanta night club by insuring he will have to cut a sloppy uninspired follow up in the near future to cover car notes. Jeezy reportedly dropped $35 k on fruity champagne and another $20,000 on a big ass leopard print bottle of Moet to shove up his rectum and announce himself king of the jungle.

That leopard print foil really calls out to the Codeine riddled brain of patrons who base their self worth on pissing away cash. For the markup added to the mid shelf bubbly Jeezy could have flown to Zimbabwe on a three week safari, killed and skinned a leopard, hit up BevMo, and draped dozens of bottles of the same overpriced swill in its warm pelt. Of course that experience could be considered rewarding or enriching, where as purchasing shiny obnoxious garbage is guaranteed to leave you with that empty detached feeling that serves as excuse to smoke an ounce of weed a day and bitch about your childhood. Well played, sir.

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